1. “When I started that whole spider hole craze that took off in 2004, talk about Internet memes!” - SH
2. “First he kicked my ass….. and then his son kicked my ass. Uday, Qusay and I had many laughs about that irony before we were all killed.” - SH
3. “Bluffing about the WMD’s. This US soooo fell for that. Although after being killed last night I have been rethinking the bang for the buck value of this prank.” - SH

4. “My last name rhymes with insane - how funny is that!” - SH

5. “In retrospect it seems funny I thought the US would beg for my help with their troubles in Iraq. It seems to have been incorrect and unlikely to happen, now that I’m dead.” - SH

6. “All that talk of virgins and happiness in the afterlife. I don’t want to be unfair to Allah but it seems a little hot down here.” - SH

7. “And to think - Osama and I didn’t even get along. After all he lived in those swanky caves, all I got was this crappy spider hole. Although he’s still alive now and I’m dead, paying for his terrorism from beyond the grave. Sorry think I’m bringing myself down on this one.” - SH

8. “Trying to execute me just before a holy day. They looked like keystone cops rushing around trying to beat the clock. Who looks stupid now!” - SH

9. “In court I told them ‘If you strike me down I’ll be more powerful than you can possibly imagine.’ I even made the light saber noise and everything. They totally missed my star wars reference.” - SH

10. Did I mention I’m dead. All things considered somebody has to find that funny.

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